North Korean state media has issued a statement denying that leader Kim Jong-Un is suffering from ill health but is in fact honing his considerable skills for the World Hide and Seek Championships.
Following an internal review of the damage caused by NSA whistle blower Edward Snowden, the government’s ultra secret agency responsible for intercepting Facebook feeds and Twitter trends has announced that it is adding an additional layer to government encryption.
Following the surprising news that putting your iPhone in your back pocket and sitting on it for a few hours can cause damage, Apple today launched what it believes will be the perfect solution; a prosthetic arse which keeps the phone straight and rigid under even the most challenging of chair-related conditions.
Following the arrest of four suspected jihadists in London yesterday, Met Police Commissioner Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe warned that the level of the ‘drumbeat of terrorism’ has been raised to 4:4 time ‘at a steady 80 beats per minute’.
Singer Morrissey has revealed that the recent treatment he received to remove cancerous tissues has not affected his positive, optimistic view of life.