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All across the world, fans of Meghan and Harry watched in amazement as the plucky underdogs peppered their all-powerful opponents with shot upon shot, finally putting paid to their hopes of survival.


“They were fouling us from start to finish,” said the Duke of Sussex, brandishing a stream of yellow and red cards at the couple’s bruised opponents as they limped away.


“But we stuck to our truth, put in a lot of damaging shots, and came away with a result.”


“The Royal Family can learn a good lesson from this,” said the Duchess.


“They arrogantly thought they were the Brazil of world monarchies - the crème de la crème, and completely invincible. But now look at them – humiliated by the underdogs and progressing no further.


Harry and Meghan now go on to their next round of documentaries in which they'll be taking on the Pope - a tough opponent who many pundits consider to be infallible.





The series has sold over 125 million copies worldwide with phrases like 'spank monkey' and 'cock mangle' having been translated into 52 languages. While the success of the trilogy has already led to a spike in the sale of sex toys, A&E admissions and graphic submissions to 'You've been Framed'. Sadly, even the release of an eye-catching pop-up edition of the book has failed to excite critics - who objected to the laminated pages, preferring something with joined-up writing and syntax.


One fan spoke of their frustration: ‘Who can forget such memorable quotes as – ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...as he punched her in the t@t', 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune probably has a kinky sex dungeon' or the moving 'It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs - which instantly gave me an erection.’

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