With the oldest candidates since the open audition for the role of Gandalf, the US is facing an election dominated by elderly issues – and comfy slippers. Biden is one foot in the grave and Trump is one foot in prison. Even their prime-time dementia debates will be followed by a nap time.
Complained one voter: ‘How do we choose between two men who think 2024 is well passed their bed time. Many Americans can remember where they were when JFK was shot, these two can remember where they were when Lincoln was shot.’
- ModelMaker
- Feb 20, 2024
A new cartoon bible has been produced and is expected to be available in good bookshops from next Wednesday, featuring Foghorn Leghorn and Miss Prissy taking the parts of Adam and Eve.
In a podcast interview with the Pope, that will be available to subscribers on the same day, an explanation of whether the egg or the hen came first and whether if Foghorn Leghorn had worn a condom, the time wasted considering this question, could have been more productively spent working out to make the wealthy wealthier.