'The amount of pain caused is overwhelming.'
So says a top team of international lawyers who have seen evidence of suffering caused to millions of people. 'We have no option but to seek arrest warrants for Mrs Brown's Boys for crimes against hilarity.
'We're also looking for other horrors with no place in modern society and which should've been consigned to the 1970s. Space hoppers, probably. Although we're not sure about SodaStreams. We'd like to try one out first before we make our decision.
'If we have any success with this, we'll let you know by subtly rebranding our name to the International Criminal Caught.'
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