Donald Trump’s Hair Weave Becomes Weaponised.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

""Mam! There's something wrong with my candyfloss!"" (Lockjaw);

"Best in Show at Crufts to be decided by martial arts contest." (Deskpilot).

Expert historian is a past master

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Man with fear of bats will never play cricket again

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