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Les Miserables review - Donald J Trump

Kennedy Centre Washington, June 11, 2025


Too many liberals and Dummocrat types in the audience, cheering losers like Marius. “Empty chairs at empty tables” – don’t cry about it, you pussy!! Get a good business head, like the Thenardiers - not many empty tables at their bar!!


France obvs much poorer than Macron gives away. He swans round the world stage while there’s all the poverty and riots going on. Sort out your own backyard, Emmy babe!! Or maybe get your wife to do it. 


Clothes a bit of a shock too. Old and shabby. None of them wearing suits or tuxes, even though it’s in front of POTUS! Not inviting them to the White House!!


Best part when the militia gets sent in. Only reasonable thing to do like I’ve done in L.A. But show gives the stupid idea that the woke students are heroes!!!


After 3 hours, still haven’t found out who Les Mis is. Is he a character that doesn’t turn up like everyone expects? Like that Godot guy, or “Governor” Newscum!!



ITV launches ITVBradley

British broadcaster ITV today launched their newest channel ITVBradley on Freeview and Satellite, which is dedicated entirely to airing shows starring Bradley Walsh.


"We're giving the people what we presume they want; all Bradley, all day, every day!" said a spokesman. "It all came about entirely by chance, as during a meeting last week we were discussing who is going to present our inevitable remake of Strike It Lucky, and obviously Bradley's name came up first before Stephen Mulhern and Alan Carr. Someone remarked that he'd been on so much we could fill a channel with his shows, and just like that ITVBradley was born!"


"Despite what it sounds like, we're going to have a very varied schedule; in the morning we'll be showing the Wheel of Fortune episodes he presented, then a few instalments from Coronation Street when he was Danny Baldwin, then a four-hour block of The Chase because surely no-one is sick of it by now. We'll finish off in the evening with either Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, Law and Order UK or that shit Darling Buds of May remake from a couple of years back. Of course we'll show movies, but since the only one he did was Mike Bassett: England Manager it'll just be that every Saturday night"


The news was met with mixed reactions from people, with one member of the public stating "he seems to be on bloody everything these days. The other day someone asked when was the last solid day of TV without him on any channel, and we were honestly stumped. ITV love him, BBC love him, Challenge seem to f**king adore him given how many Chase marathons they air! They're even trying to make his son famous now, so he clearly knows where the bodies are buried."


ITVBradley's launch comes hot on the heels of the launch of ITVCrime, a channel dedicated to the endless crime dramas that they insist on shoving down our throats all the time.



Farage Says Reform Will Make Wales Win Grand Slam

During a visit to Wales, part-time gin-salesman, GB News Host, and MP Nigel Farage told supporters if Reform UK took control of the Senedd in next year's elections he would see Wales "prosper and grow" by having them once again win a Grand Slam at the Six Nations.


When challenged, he admitted this was an "ambition" and would require support from other governments; in particular those from New Zealand and South Africa. He added that while his party was against uncontrolled migration, desperate times - such as the worst performance by a Welsh team since the creation of the competition - called for desperate measures.


His political rivals said this was yet another case of his party offering empty promises to the people of Wales that were impossible to deliver, including reopening the coal mines, building a new blast furnace at Port Talbot, and getting the new James Bond song performed by Tom Jones.



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