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ITV launches ITVBradley

British broadcaster ITV today launched their newest channel ITVBradley on Freeview and Satellite, which is dedicated entirely to airing shows starring Bradley Walsh.


"We're giving the people what we presume they want; all Bradley, all day, every day!" said a spokesman. "It all came about entirely by chance, as during a meeting last week we were discussing who is going to present our inevitable remake of Strike It Lucky, and obviously Bradley's name came up first before Stephen Mulhern and Alan Carr. Someone remarked that he'd been on so much we could fill a channel with his shows, and just like that ITVBradley was born!"


"Despite what it sounds like, we're going to have a very varied schedule; in the morning we'll be showing the Wheel of Fortune episodes he presented, then a few instalments from Coronation Street when he was Danny Baldwin, then a four-hour block of The Chase because surely no-one is sick of it by now. We'll finish off in the evening with either Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, Law and Order UK or that shit Darling Buds of May remake from a couple of years back. Of course we'll show movies, but since the only one he did was Mike Bassett: England Manager it'll just be that every Saturday night"


The news was met with mixed reactions from people, with one member of the public stating "he seems to be on bloody everything these days. The other day someone asked when was the last solid day of TV without him on any channel, and we were honestly stumped. ITV love him, BBC love him, Challenge seem to f**king adore him given how many Chase marathons they air! They're even trying to make his son famous now, so he clearly knows where the bodies are buried."


ITVBradley's launch comes hot on the heels of the launch of ITVCrime, a channel dedicated to the endless crime dramas that they insist on shoving down our throats all the time.



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