In line with her recent return from the political wilderness, Liz Truss is also planning to release a new single, Newsbiscuit has discovered. According to her publicist, the record even surpasses Theresa May's "Dancing Queen" and will put the "disco" back into "disconnection".
Newsbiscuit has printed the lyric sheet below (with apologies to Mick and David Jackson and Elmar Krohn)
Blame it on the lefties
The mediaâs always bleating and it wouldnât be a bad thing
But now theyâve all gone all left wing and that's no lie
We set a mini budget and, man, we didnât fudge it
And from that night I kissed the job goodbye
Donât blame it on the markets
Donât blame it on the tax cuts
Donât blame it on the MPs
Blame it on the lefties
So we were down the khazi, (thatâs why I sacked old Kwasi)
The blob of vested interests did for me
I've spent no time reflecting, I'd rather be deflecting
I just donât âgetâ responsibility
Donât blame it on the markets
Donât blame it on the tax cuts
Donât blame it on the MPs
Blame it on the lefties
I just canât (woo)
I just canât (woo)
I just canât control those Reds
Donât blame it on the markets, etc
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story by Hokeyloki
headline by SteveB
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