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Trump finds Fentanyl in Greenland
Much to the concern of Denmark, the US is set to designate Greenland as a rogue terrorist state, which is one threat level below 'country that has oil'.

Wrenfoe
Jan 8


Many households now depend on free newspapers to stay warm
Circulation figures for free newspapers have increased during 2021. However, this isn't the success story it first appears, because the...

deskpilot
Jan 8


Britain’s greatest unsolved mystery: men who wear shorts in winter
An increasingly common yet baffling creature emerges from the sleet: the British Man in Knee-Length Shorts. It's -2°C, it's frosty and somewhere, a car won't start. Yet there he is.

Scribbles
Jan 8


Living in the Matrix? Or just an international version of Risk?
Conspiracy theorists are starting to doubt their core beliefs that JFK was murdered by the CIA, aliens run Centerparcs and that the Matrix was a kiss and tell story based on reality.

Throngsman
Jan 7


Government housing programme will build houses using Lego Smart Bricks
These bricks are electronically-controlled and could bring an end to the idiocy of climbing ladders to decorate the exterior of homes during the festive season.

ModelMaker
Jan 7


Passenger's claim of decent onboard train wi-fi being looked into
Transport Focus, the independent watchdog for transport users, said the claim, if true, would finally give the answer to the question -...

Paul L
Jan 7


Lockjaw
Jan 7


Man denies aching all over after Pilates class
A middle-aged man has told his wife he is ‘absolutely fine’ following his first ever Pilates session. Despite feeling broken throughout his entire body, he still insists that Pilates is what old women do after they give up proper exercise.

Midfield Diamond
Jan 7


US braced for war against US if it invades Greenland
Whilst the United States believes it needs to assimilate Greenland, by force if necessary, it also understands that as Greenland is part of Denmark, a NATO member, it is obligated to protect Greenland if it attacks it.

Throngsman
Jan 6
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