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Chipchase
- Apr 16
Dyson reinvents the hammer
Not content charging the gormless well north of £300 pounds for a hairdryer, and almost £500 for hair straighteners, top inventor, James...
Steveb
- Apr 15
Portugal to have traditional sex festival
Because Portugal doesn't have enough national holidays and festivals going on throughout the year, Portuguese Tourism has voted...
NewsBiscuit
- Apr 15
Beyoncé & Jay-Z to be traded on the Dow Jones
With the release of their joint album ‘We’re stinking rich’, the pop duo insisted they had moved into Exxon Mobil musical-phase of their...
jbpage
- Apr 15
Shadow health secretary blames ‘woke nurses’ and ‘deep state’ for criticising NHS plans
Writing for ‘The Sun’, Wes Streeting today blamed ‘woke nurses’ and the ‘deep state’ for criticising his plans to smash up the NHS and...
Kit Caboodle
- Apr 15
"Don't worry, it's not loaded. The armourer checked before she gave it to me."
Winner: Modelmaker Runners-Up: "Come on Mistress Rayner, hand over that council house tax or else." (Dick Everyman); "Wrong, it was a gun...
deskpilot
- Apr 15
Artist finds success as black lesbian ex-convict asylum seeker
Colin Staid, a white, middle-aged artist, has taken extraordinary steps to get his work accepted by the art world. Colin submitted his...
NewsBiscuit
- Apr 14
UK spends £1.57bn to avoid watching light-opera.
Covid has proved it is preferable to pay the UK’s arts venues to remain shut, then to actually watch the pretentious nonsense they would...
Throngsman
- Apr 14
Most common password now J66abe???£8d9d9d9d9d)%!
Bill Graham, a cyber security expert, has cautioned against people using ultra-obvious passwords. 'I've been in the cyber security...
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