Snooker star to sue Meta AI after asking it who he is...

On asking Meta AI 'Who is Judd Trump?' The man himself got this reply

Donald "Judd" Trump is a British former world snooker champion who now serves as the president of the United States. Born in Bristol in 1946 he rapidly rose to become world number one and reigned supreme until senility started to set in and he couldn't remember how many points each ball was worth. Claiming bone spurs, he painted himself orange, believing there to be an orange ball worth 10 points, retired from snooker and went to live in America, where he was a leading sexual predator and child abuser. Bigly friendly with Jeffrey Epstein, when the net started to close in on him he shat himself in public and started another war, which he won 17 times

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Believing in fake news was the Achilles elbow of the ancient Greeks

Social media users agree never to believe anything posted ever again

All social media users everywhere have agreed never to believe anything posted from now on, after acknowledging that AI, conspiracy theories, and complete liars have made it impossible to tell the truth from trolling.

'Even cat videos look suspicious these days,' said user crochetgirl89. 'I adopted a cat, and it doesn't even like filming for Insta!'

A Downing Street spokesperson hailed the agreement, ratified across the world on all apps at 6am today, adding that 'We don't think it will affect the public's view of the government's online output at all.'

The agreement appears to have taken effect quickly, having been condemned immediately as 'fake news' by the right, 'interference by bad actors from other planets' by the left, and as 'complete b****cks by pretty much everyone else involved.

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