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In its desperation to combine celebrities with overseas road trips, the BBC have announced children’s favourites Sooty and Sweep will feature in a new six part series, filmed in some of the world’s most dangerous locations.


Whether it’s cooking up a mess in a Guatemalan meth lab, or trying their hand at a drive-by water pistol shooting in Mexico, the game-for-a-laugh pensioners certainly threw themselves into the adventure.


When asked what they enjoyed most, Sweep confirmed it was definitely looking for sausages in Gaza. On the other hand, Sooty found Somalia an eye opener after whipping out his wand in Mogadishu and waving it about. Sadly, “Izzy whizzy let’s get busy” didn’t work its magic as it used to, and the British Embassy had to help the little scamp out of jail.


Both furry friends agreed that Belarus was definitely one to visit and somewhere they felt right at home in a puppet state, while things didn’t go quite as smoothly in Afghanistan where the art of the custard pie in the face was lost on the Taliban. Sweep explained they had to escape in a car hidden in the glove compartment.


If this series proves popular with viewers the Beeb have more former children’s entertainers lined up for overseas jollies, with Muffin the Mule tackling U.S. Customs, and Bill and Ben chasing Weed in Canada.

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Following a "clumsy joke where a racial term was implied" during rehearsals for the Christmas Special of Mrs Brown's Boys, fans and critics are coming to terms with the fact the hit BBC show actually conducts rehearsals.



"We'd always assumed it was a piece of improv theatre," said Susan Eschew, BBC’s head of compliance. "Given the regular corpsing, drying up and lack of jokes, we thought the laughter was at the quality of the production. We've now discovered months of writing, planning and rehearsing go into every show and it has legions of dedicated fans who believe Agnes is the greatest comedy creation since Eric Morecambe."



Following the delivery of a report into the event, head of Comedy Harrow Shrewsbury-Charterhouse remined upbeat, remarking, "Normally following such a lapse of judgement, we'd have no qualms taking a show off the air and replacing it with a travelogue featuring two middle-aged comics; however we realised we've given all of them one, so Mrs Brown's Boys will stay following the completion of mandatory diversity training. Also nine-million people can't be wrong, when has following the will of the people ever caused a problem? Vox populi, vox dei as we said at Eton!"



Outside the studio, fans of the show were delighted to hear production would continue. "I'm overjoyed!" Said Reece Bluecollar, "I've been queuing since September to ensure I'm front-row-centre for the recording. I've met so many of the cast while I've been waiting too, though I've not met Mrs Brown yet; and every time I ask where she is, some middle-aged Irish guy tells me to feck off."


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