'I miss the Russian bots' says last remaining human on Twitter

X, it turns out, very much marks the spot, as Ukraine has hilariously started bombing some Russian bot farms, with the US mid term elections only weeks away.

Twitter in particular is now a ghost town and whilst its virtual saloon doors swing silently, Elon Musk was seen ordering a lackey to weep on his behalf, into a handkerchief made of million dollar bills and hatred.

Right wing nut jobs now find their racist ravings generate mysteriously little online engagement, particularly from totally legitimate accounts with eagles and American flags on them. These, now quiet, but definitely legitimate accounts own the libs but have usernames that end with a long string of numbers.

Donald Trump posted 'Natalie - it's happened again', adding a poop emoji and a sad face.

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Reform bots unaware that the election is over

In a scene reminiscent of the Japanese soldiers found defending parts of jungle ten years after the war had ended, Reform bots are still active on social media. They are urging people to vote Starmer out, to call real users disparaging names, and to deny the five million pound bribe thousands of times a second.

Experts have reached out to Reform to ask them to rescue their bots. 'They have previous on this. Just last week we've spotted bots urging voters to vote for Reform in the 2024 General Election to make their vote count,' said one expert today. 'It's obviously up to them, but they are cluttering up social media with unnecessary historical bollocks which is squeezing out the up to date bollocks.'

A bot responded, 'don't care, still voting Nigel in 2024.'

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