'I miss the Russian bots' says last remaining human on Twitter

X, it turns out, very much marks the spot, as Ukraine has hilariously started bombing some Russian bot farms, with the US mid term elections only weeks away.
Twitter in particular is now a ghost town and whilst its virtual saloon doors swing silently, Elon Musk was seen ordering a lackey to weep on his behalf, into a handkerchief made of million dollar bills and hatred.
Right wing nut jobs now find their racist ravings generate mysteriously little online engagement, particularly from totally legitimate accounts with eagles and American flags on them. These, now quiet, but definitely legitimate accounts own the libs but have usernames that end with a long string of numbers.
Donald Trump posted 'Natalie - it's happened again', adding a poop emoji and a sad face.
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