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The ex-wrestler made the comments as he attended the UK premiere of Moana 2, shortly after he had ripped one of the cinema seats from the floor and beaten an usherette senseless with it.


'Especially if you love violence, that's the fun part,' the US star told Newsbiscuit on the red carpet. Although the carpet hadn't been red before the altercation


Recently, there has been a debate on social media around whether people should sing along in cinemas, sparked by the release of Wicked a few days ago.


Some have argued fans should be able to express their enjoyment as they like, through knives and gun, while others say the prospect of dying at the hands of fellow cinema goers can ruin people's experiences.


Johnson strongly disagrees, although he did begin to have doubts as he left a special screening of 'Fast and Furious 7' and found someone had taken his Lamborghini Huracan from the car park and driven it into a large truck at speed.




This reimagining of the Vietnam movie, is said to tell the untold story of strong, independent women fighting the Viet Cong. Directed by Greta Gerwig, it will show the horrors of war but better.


One producer said: 'There is an untapped audience of women desperate to unwind with a harrowing military movie. I've heard that Oliver Stone has questioned how this reboot will display toxic masculinity, but I say, just shut the f$ck up, old man.'


Scheduled for 2025, the film boasts an all-star cast, with Melissa McCarthy to play the brutal Sgt. Barnes - but with a twinkle in her eye. 'Those who say this is a cynical cash grab, clearly did not see our all-child version of Reservoir Dogs. And the tagline will be - 'The first casualty of war, is the patriarchy'.'


Photo by Myke Simon on Unsplash



Just when you thought... actually, it's probably safe to go back in the water.


An explosion in toothy terror films featuring sharks – often also involving freak meteorological events – has been driven by an appetite for thrasher movies. NewsBiscuit insiders chewed the ear off those involved in the bitey flicks industry to hunt down what fresh meat will be thrown into the water this summer (you're gonna need a bigger goat.)


Below is a mere fraction of fins poking above the surface which will slowly circle and then frenzy feed the hunger of cinematic shark attack consumers. Or if not at the pictures, possibly straight-to-stream:



Raiders of the Lost Shark


Star Jaws


The Shoreshark Redemption


Great White Expectations


10 Things I Hate About Chew


A Dot in the Shark


Carry On Nurse Shark


What Lies Be-teeth


Hammerhead Over Heels


Sharpocalips Now


Ocean's 10½


Murphy's Gnaw


The Texas Chainjaw Massacre


Tango and Gnash


Crouching Tigershark, Hidden Dragonfish


Barefoot in the Shark


The Enemy With-fin


I Gnaw What Chew Did Last Summer


Der... Dum and Der... Dummer


Raging Bull-shark


A Farewell to Arms


Reservoir Dogfish


An Inconvenient Tooth


Chomper Stomper


The Woman in Great White


Bite Club


Dr. No Legs


Call for Arms


Shaun the Sharkbait


The Little Mermaid II - the Dessert


Headless in Seattle



H/T: sinnick & Walter Eagle


Image: Wix AI

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