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An AI start-up with no staff, no premises, no cash and no offices has sold for $40bn.


The LA-based start-up went viral in a series of TikTok videos which resulted in the company being bought out. The videos are positive and uplifting stories about skateboarding kittens, rocket powered sailing boats, curing cancer, manned missions to other galaxies, and the simple joy of eating the cheesy snacks called Cheetos.


'These guys have created a whole new zeitgeist. It's awesome,' a Silicon Valley stoner told us.


Investment bankers are impressed at the price for a company with no discernable assets, but admitted that you had to be quick these days, or the competition would get there first.


As we went to press, the new shareholders were digesting rumours that the start-up may, in fact, have been a hallucination created by an AI, and were wondering if they might be able to get their money back.



Image credit: Wix AI


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The leader of Reform Ltd is understood to be running out of shell companies to not run businesses from.  To date he appears to have at least three shell companies, possibly six, which don't appear to do anything, make anything or show signs of solvency.


At least two appear to have been put on winding up procedures before apparently being put on unwinding up procedures (winding down?), with at least one run, seemingly badly, by the girlfriend that did and didn't buy the house he doesn't use as a constituency home despite claiming he bought it as a constituency home several times until someone noticed he hadn't paid a stamp duty surcharge on it. 


Luckily for Mr Farage, his girlfriend, who doesn't appear to have an income, had nearly £1 million pounds in her bank account so she was able to pay cash.  Presumably he will be able to claim to heat the house from his expenses for the times he's not in it.


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