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Initially thought to be case of hologram on hologram violence, a man with three dimensions has now been arrested for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur.
The case is shining a light on other musical crimes.
Shaggy's deceptively simple defence of 'it wasn't me' may need further corroboration given that his honey came in and caught him red handed. She caught him on the counter and saw him banging on the sofa. She even caught him on camera. Donald Trump's lawyers are watching closely.
After pleading guilty to shooting the sheriff, Eric Clapton must fight the charges of shooting the deputy from his jail cell. Again Donald Trump's lawyers are watching closely.
Meanwhile Justin Bieber has been sent to Guantanamo Bay for enhanced interrogation, because you can't sing when you're being waterboarded.
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Claiming to raise awareness over climate issues, the activist has just used it as an excuse to pinch hubcaps, vandalize a scout hut and punch a badger. Promising to break the law to save the environment, all he seems to have done so far, is threaten an elderly passersby and pocket pic'n'mix from the local corner shop.
Terrorizing his neighbourhood, Packham has hijacked a local skate park, to sell weed to sixth formers and set fire to bins. His criminal enterprise will only stop when the earth is saved or when he gets nicked for soliciting.
Targetted acts have ended up indiscriminate crimes, culminating with him having graffitied a family of otters. Police have caught him stealing traffic cones and daring his mates to trespass on the railway line. The BBC said 'It's not Spring Watch, it's Neighbourhood Watch.
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