'No, not those immigrants like Boris Johnson, he's lovely and should be our leader every couple of years forever,' says the Right-wing media. 'You know who we mean. Yeah, hate them for everything. And there is no way we can be blamed for whipping up the hatred when it spills over into the good type of violence and peaceful rioting. By the way, here are some maps of where there are hotels with swarms of those disgusting illegal immigrant terrorists we keep telling you about, vouchers for coach tickets to there, a handy list of what you can pick up and throw, and a pullout guide on how to set fire to stuff.
'Everyone who isn't helping set fire to stuff and throwing things can't be a true British patriot. And anyone who gets in your way or tells you to calm down is also a terrorist. Your whiteness entitles you to your right to intimidate anyone who looks a bit Lefty. And it is also your duty to rage against those sick environmentalists because the amazing millionaire who owns this media outlet likes his helicopters, luxury yachts and private jets. And you would like all that too, wouldn't you? It's only asylum seekers invading your great nation who are stopping you, so stick it to them good for your country. Yeah. Fight. Fight. Fight!
If anyone asks, immigrants made you do it.
