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Delivery companies in the Home Counties have called a strike for Father’s Day weekend this year (June 17th-18th). According to the Delivery Drivers Association, it’s not just the growing quantity of post on what the industry increasingly nicknames “Boris Day”.


Head of the Association, Pat van Clifton, said 'Did I say we’re delivering for the British people? Anyway, we were just about coping with the amount of post, although not all of the consignments smelt very salubrious, know what I mean. Now, though, there also seems to be a range of addresses each year, meaning we can have members in the wrong place several times over the weekend. Ask yourselves, is that appropriate for Boris Day?


'The challenge got particularly acute during lockdown where was so much traffic at Chequers, that our schedules were put out for days.


'This is a complex logistical challenge and our members deserve better pay and working conditions if we’re going to keep delivering for the British people.'


Mr Johnson will be approached for comment, when we can locate him.


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With nowhere nearby to park legally, delivery driver Derek Drummond deadpanned ‘I’ll just be in and out love – said the bishop to the actress, oi oi!’


He then screeched his van to a halt across some double yellow lines, a driveway and part of a junction. UK councils have since admitted that, much like paying tax, parking restrictions cannot be enforced against parcel delivery companies, especially those that might share their name with a large South American river, because of Christmas.


Drummond noted ‘We’re basically Santa in a Ford Transit. And you do not want to be on our naughty list. What would you do? Go to the actual shops? Where do you think they get Christmas from?’


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