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Denmark stand up to Trump


Denmark has upped the ante with President Trump by not only sending an advance party of three soldiers to Greenland but by attacking the US in a three pronged economic attack targeted at the President.


Point 1:  Denmark supplies the US with 30% of the insulin it uses.


US response: Ha! The Donald doesn't care because he doesn't know he's type 2 diabetic.  He thinks the daily injection is diet coke.


Point 2:  Denmark supplies the US with 100% of Ozempic.


US response:  Ha!  The Donald doesn't care because he doesn't know he's fat, like really fat.  Hence, see point 1.


Point 3:  Denmark supplies the US with 100% of Lego.


US response:  Ha!  The Donald has other toys to play with, like nuclear missiles.  But he does like building Lego walls on his desk, so maybe he'll relent on the tariffs.




US braced for war against US if it invades Greenland


Whilst the United States believes it needs to assimilate Greenland, by force if necessary, it also understands that as Greenland is part of Denmark, a NATO member, it is obligated to protect Greenland if it attacks it.



'We have troops based on Greenland and we could use them as defensive troops, giving the rest of NATO time to reinforce,' said a spokesman for the War Department.  'Or we could use them to dig in and repel any US troops we're obligated to send to liberate it,' he added.  'It's quite the conundrum,' he agreed.



Russia has suggested that the UN sets up a peace-keeping force and has volunteered to supply troops to keep the Americans away from the Americans.  'We don't need any other UN troops apart from Russian troops,' a spokesman for Russia said today.  'Five or more battalions, with tanks, helicopters, MiG fighters and a few nuclear weapons should keep the peace,' he added.


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