Denmark stand up to Trump
- Throngsman
- 12 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Denmark has upped the ante with President Trump by not only sending an advance party of three soldiers to Greenland but by attacking the US in a three pronged economic attack targeted at the President.
Point 1: Denmark supplies the US with 30% of the insulin it uses.
US response: Ha! The Donald doesn't care because he doesn't know he's type 2 diabetic. He thinks the daily injection is diet coke.
Point 2: Denmark supplies the US with 100% of Ozempic.
US response: Ha! The Donald doesn't care because he doesn't know he's fat, like really fat. Hence, see point 1.
Point 3: Denmark supplies the US with 100% of Lego.
US response: Ha! The Donald has other toys to play with, like nuclear missiles. But he does like building Lego walls on his desk, so maybe he'll relent on the tariffs.
