Putin planning surprise Christmas gift for Farage
It has been claimed that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is planning to surprise his friend Nigel Farage with a no-strings-attached Christmas gift of a fleet of 7 luxury cars with personalised number plates.
Our source - who insisted on anonymity because he lives in a 34th floor flat with dodgy windows - said the number plates are a direct piss take, but Putin reckons any man who can be tricked into saying 'Up the Ra' for a few quid is way too stupid to notice anything amiss when expensive gifts are offered.
Mr REDACTED claimed the plates are as follows:
CO17 MAN
W417 KER
C1 JNT
NA21 GET
TR41 TOR
BRI8 ERY
TO55 POT
Why 7? One for each Reform MP, assuming at least one to have resigned in disgrace by December.
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