Following on from the arcade-style game released earlier this week that let Fascists Reform members pretend they were in charge of the Royal Navy performing illegal manoeuvres at sea to sink migrant boats, a new game has emerged.
In the new game the player has to wield a gaming dart and throw it at the Reform leadership*. Hit a councillor and he/she will resign/defect/become an independent. Hit three councillors on the same council and you've just won a bonus seat at Durham and get to hand Crafty Darren a pack of Kleenex.
Throw a Welsh shaped dart and score points for getting Reform Sennedd representatives to bail, or better still, hit a bullseye and get the leader to stand down (apparently not as difficult as it sounds, but be prepared for some coercive behaviour from them.
If you're throwing for the bullseye you might get an MP to change party, stand down or just admit that taking a £36M bribe is downright dodgy - don't expect to achieve a bullseye on your first game, but don't give up.
Your game only provides credits for throwing darts whenever Reform leaders are lying or just spreading BS. Otherwise known as unlimited throws.
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