Grauniad anticipates more misprunts if Tennessee Department of Corrections contract ends

A woman who has been on deaf row for 60% of her life was due to be executed on Wednesday unless a clemency hearing aids her chance of a reprieve or the drugs were found to be past their sell-by date.

Newsbiscuit understands from our USAI reporter that the Grauniad had a contract with the Tennessee Department of Corrections, which would end if the woman tasked with making the corrections is executed.

Luckily for the pupula nudespaper it doesn't appere to be in much risk at the moment.

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Adrian Chiles revealed to be front for AI engine

In a shock exclusive today, The Guardian newspaper revealed that they have been working at the limits of human-similar AI engineering for several years. A regular column in the newspaper, written by the Large Language Model and published under the codename of Adrian Chiles, has been churning out 350 words a week of grammatically correct but mindless ramblings on random topics. These have included 'why can you never get a key in a lock first time?', 'which universe do the lone socks that I find in my washing machine come from?' and 'will West Bromwich Albion ever win the Premier League, and why not?'

As well as producing the weekly writings, the Adrian Chiles engine was asked to generate a visible persona for itself. ' 'We'd like a photo-realistic image of a stunningly fit, handsome young man with intelligent, kindly eyes and small grin, as if suppressing delight in revealing a new Shakespearian sonnet to the world', was the prompt we gave', said The Guardian spokesman. 'Unfortunately, the graphics capability is exactly on a par with the text proficiency.'

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