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All across the world, fans of Meghan and Harry watched in amazement as the plucky underdogs peppered their all-powerful opponents with shot upon shot, finally putting paid to their hopes of survival.


“They were fouling us from start to finish,” said the Duke of Sussex, brandishing a stream of yellow and red cards at the couple’s bruised opponents as they limped away.


“But we stuck to our truth, put in a lot of damaging shots, and came away with a result.”


“The Royal Family can learn a good lesson from this,” said the Duchess.


“They arrogantly thought they were the Brazil of world monarchies - the crème de la crème, and completely invincible. But now look at them – humiliated by the underdogs and progressing no further.


Harry and Meghan now go on to their next round of documentaries in which they'll be taking on the Pope - a tough opponent who many pundits consider to be infallible.




First published 11 Dec 2022


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Harry and Meghan Sussex celebrate their seventh wedding anniversary this month.


Traditionally, the seventh wedding anniversary is celebrated by gifts of wool.  Or is it Formica?  No, it's definitely wool.


Harry will be giving Meghan wool, so that she can pull it over the eyes of Netflix executives, who've paid out tens of millions of dollars for some of the duffest TV shows ever.


Meghan will be giving Harry wool, so that he can pull it over the eyes of the British who are supposed to always love him, despite the kiss and tell book, the kiss and tell TV shows, the dodgy charity work and the constant moaning about his Dad, his brother, his brother's wife, his Stepmum and so on.  Basically the entire royal family.  And the British press.  And the British legal system.


We expect that Meghan will sell some of the wool on her lifestyle website.  So If you'd like to have Meghan's wool pulled over your eyes, then now's your chance.


Are you stupid enough to pay $700 plus postage and package for some wool?  Well, are you, punk?



Picture credit: Wix AI

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