- Lockjaw
- Sep 17
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Appealing to gamers and fascists - which are pretty much the same thing - Hollywood is combining the 20th century's most recognisable IPs. The film will have a loathed character, reviled throughout history, a name synonymous with war crimes, but if Jack Black is busy they may have to settle for Hitler.
There will be a spinoff game, with a procedurally generated Holocaust. Players will craft everything into Swastika shapes and at the end they will stand trial in Nuremburg for killing the Ender Dragon.
Chased by Nazi Creepers and Creepy Nazis, MeinCraft is described as fun for all the family - just not all families.
A spokesman for Nigel Farage said 'He's read it and he agrees wholeheartedly with all of... oh Craft? No, never heard of it.'
Image: WixAI
The Trump government has drawn up a list of radical literature that must be banned or at the very least rendered in crayon so the President can read it. His spokeswoman explained why Mein Kampf was on the list: 'We don't know who wrote it. But we do believe Hitler read it. He was clearly influenced by it or, at very least, the Spark Notes.
'What we do know, is that it was a bad book, meant for bad people and nowhere near has good as Trump: The Art of the Deal, available for $9.99, at all good retail outlets.
Maybe the author wrote more - we don't know. What? He's dead? Shot? Jeez everyone's a critic. Goddamn cancel culture.'
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