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The w@nk bank, a service used by a large number of males, has informed its customers that interest rates are rising, effective immediately. The already premium rate service is dubiously classified as a basic need, and depends on the ability of chaps to recall sexy things they've seen and committed to long term memory.
W@nk bank user Trevor Gums complained, 'It's up a further 7% overnight, and that's too stiff for me to continue. I just can't splash out on it anymore.'
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