'Nigel wasn't surprised when Labour pulled out of the by-election,' said a Reform spokesman.
'The Tories chickening out was a no-brainer,' he said, 'because we hold the brains of the Tory party here,' said, admitting that Lee wasn't included. Nor Suella, to be fair. 'And don't draw any conclusions about Honest Bob until after the NCA ivestigation,' he added.
'We thoroughly expected the Lib Dems to refuse to stand. Nobody in Clacton wants to care about people, that's why they voted for Nigel. And don't bother sending Zack around, this is hardly Brighton,' he ranted.
'But pitting a joke candidate up, that is beyond the pale,' he said, holding up a picture of Lawrence Fox. 'A bin, sure, bring it on. Nigel will stub his cigar on him, but Fox?
'What a joke'.
image from grok
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