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The government has announced that the Welfare Bill has been passed but has suffered some serious attrition while on it's journey through Parliament. 'We've had it assessed by an experienced PIP assessor who has declared it to be limping terribly due to cuts imposed by the government, will need round the clock care and is incapable of performing its basic task, which is to save Rachel Reeves about £5 Billion and her job,' said a government spokesperson.
It's expected that the care package put together for the Bill will be arbitrarily ripped away without notice soon. 'It's what we do,' added the spokesman.
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