Government sources are suggesting the Prime Minister may resell his three Oasis tickets in an attempt to plug the Government’s 22 billion pound financial blackhole heading off the need for tax rises in the October budget.
As dynamic pricing has inflated Oasis ticket prices to more than the cost of renewing Trident and the because the Prime Minister’s wife prefers Megadeth, Sir Keir is open to offers for the tickets.
The Prime Minister was looking forward to the gig at Heaton Park. Staring at a crowd of bucket hats makes a welcome change from staring at a crowd of bucket heads on the opposition back benches.
Dynamic pricing of Oasis tickets means the Gallagher brothers stand to make substantial earnings from their performances next year. This is all a far cry from their impoverished early lives in Manchester. The extortionately high ticket prices will, however, provide a lucky opportunity for thousands of fans in Manchester to experience the brothers’ early life for themselves now.
