NewsBiscuit Exclusive: The Trump False Flag Operation before it happens

Predicted to be one of the worst false flag operations in an already packed field of despicable actions, a big, beautiful “terrorist” incident will be manufactured later this year. Codenamed: Operation Justify The War.

Expectations are low, and they will be barely met. A newly insured Trump Tower will have a newly insured Trump plane crash into it, really original.

Never Forget Trump Tower merchandise will be available the day before in the Trump Store.

A load of TrumpCoin will be placed on betting “speculation” websites, predicting an exact time of the incident and will be weirdly accurate.

The date will be nicely before the November US Midterm elections. NewsBiscuit predicts 12th September, so it is one better than 9/11. If the US public are getting back into the Trump-Epstein Files, then this may be moved forward.

AI images of Trump rescuing orphans and puppies from the wreckage are already being “brain” stormed on ex-Twitter and TruthSocial. Most camera footage of the event will be 5 seconds long and be from every angle possible and mostly have Grok logos in the corner.

Melania will probably be on the plane.

Trump will wear his special MAGA black baseball hat at her funeral, if he decides to attend, only $55 at the Trump store.

America does like a good unifying mass death incident to Article Five it’s Natoalliesreluctant acquaintances into never ending excursions.

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USA shows restraint by bombing rather than eating schoolgirl

The latest Gulf War is all about a growth mindset and controlling our Epstein urges. Said a psychologist: 'I'm really proud of the valuable work the US has done, an illegal war of agression is such a step forward from satanic pizza parties.'

One US General boasted: 'Current casualities are ratio of 1 soldier to every 50 girls. We're clearly winning the war on schoolgirls. If we knuckle down Iran will run out of kids, long before we run out of cannon fodder.'

President Trump would normally struggle to keep his hands off this many vulnerable girls, but it's much harder to do under so much rubble. Instead he showed great restraint by killing all of them inatead of fondling them, which Melania said is preferable.

Rotten Tomatoes proscribed as a terrorist website

With the obviously flawed evaluation of 'Melania' on the website dedicated to providing obviously flawed evaluations of brilliant films, the Trump administration has taken steps to close down Rotten Tomatoes, claiming it is run by 'domestic terrorists'.

'Some of the so-called reviewers are obviously communists,' said a spokesman for the President.  'The rest are just FAKE,' he added, refusing to clarify if they are fake reviewers, or just fake something else.  Fake communists, maybe?

The part of the internet that Rotten Tomatoes sits in has been raided by ICE agents and all the ones and noughts making it operate have been deported.  

'The President added up the ones and noughts we arrested, using his amazing math skills, and totalled 83.  Apparently there were more noughts than ones,' explained an aide.  'He has calculated that Truth Social adds up to eleventeen million with no noughts,' he added.  'And Truth Social gave Melania twelve stars out of ten'.

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