The Nobel Foundation, based in Sweden, today announced that Donald Trump has been awarded a special Nobel Participation Award in recognition of his active role in global politics, physics, chemistry, peace, medicine and literature.
'Today, we dedicate this shiny medal (perhaps the shiniest of all our medals) to Donald Trump,' said Gustaf Leifsson, a spokesperson for the Foundation. 'His participation in every award field literally cannot be overlooked. He's been everywhere and trying his hardest in every field. We're happy that he is awarded this special prize that will never be awarded again. It's completely unique and probably the best one.'
The medal is a golden replica of the Peace Prize and is accompanied by a large gold chain; a golden hat emblazoned with "I made Nobel great again"; golden shoes with wings on them; and a bejeweled sceptre. The overall prize fund is valued at upwards of six hundred euros if you factor in the McDonalds voucher for a free Happy Meal party.
Mr Trump is said to be delighted with the recognition but scolded the committee somewhat for not recognising his handsomeness and his golf swing.
