Disney's bonkbuster adaptation of Jilly Cooper's Rivals has been praised by Relate, The Women's Institute and the West Midlands Sexual Health Service for its lifelike portrayal of relationships.
'I hadn't realised that if a man is smoking a cigar while demonic choir music swells around him he's probably a wrong 'un', one counsellor told us. 'Wish I'd known that before my first marriage'.
'So you're not supposed to shag your best mate's daughter?' asked one bemused viewer. 'News to me'.
The show is set in the 1980s, roughly 5 minutes before the AIDS epidemic, which might explain why every permutation of male/female coupling has been enthusiastically pursued.
'They don't write books like that any more', a spokeswomen for the WI said. 'Well', she whispered, 'not the ones you can get at the library anyway. Pure filth.'
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