In a striking, powerful move, epitomising strength and certainty, Trump has given Putin only 50 days to reply to his Peace Deal suggestions. This obviously doesn’t include weekends, that would be crazy. If Putin fails to meet this Red Line in the Sand order, then he will be given only two months to explain the delay. If no reply is received in this critical period, then Trump will have no other option but to escalate this to a further two months.
If no acceptable response is obtained, then Trump will have little choice but to declare the start of Operation Waiting Eagle, which will instantly start within 2 weeks and take 1 to 9 months of shock and awe standing around. Elite negotiation teams will directly amble towards empty meeting rooms in nice hotels in Switzerland and see if anyone Russian turns up.
Failure by Russia to acknowledge they even have spoken with the US will mean a Final Warning will be drafted and sent to Putin’s last known address and should be expected in 5-8 working days. Barring delays from holidays and if anyone important is off ill, then this will promptly start the 10 day countdown to WAITCON Grey, the blandest Waiting Readiness Condition. This means maximum waiting preparedness is achieved and signifies a high potential for a pre-conference or a casual chat outside a meeting room. Let's see how Putin will handle that.
As Trump thought about doing something on Day One of his presidency, he feels he has fully met his election promise of peace in Ukraine.
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The signature death by window move of the Russian Secret Service has had a recent upgrade. To add a bit of variety, all man-verses-gravity-via-glass incidences are now even more surprising.
Many high ranking officials are opting for low level offices and therefore new window based life ending opportunities are being made available to them. The Minister of Special Operations was launched from a trebuchet though a sixth story window. A ground level based oligarch was smashed over the head twice with a patio door, a technique called “double glazing”.
A new Minister of Defenestration was himself accelerated into a new position when he was hit by a window installer lorry.
In a surprising move, the Minister of Bribes was killed with a saw whilst in his private jet. This seemed a little off brand for the secret service until it was found out it was Surface-to-Air Window that had brought down his plane.
Another self-made oligarch was found dead after having Windows Vista installed on his PC. Brutal.
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