Brits break world record for biggest and longest ever game of real life Snake

Those of a certain immature maturity will recall that 1990s Nokia mobile phones featured a game called Snake. In what is being described as a fitting tribute to Her Majesty's reign, Britain now reigns supreme in the biggest and longest game of real life Snake ever played.

World record adjudicators confirmed, 'The Snake never once turned back in on itself or touched the sides. At one point it reached 8 miles long, and even gave birth to a secondary Snake, which was a level no one even knew existed before.

'We are now measuring the High Score as people make their way across the Thames, hopping from giant floating turd to giant floating turd, in what is looking like the greatest game of real life Frogger ever played.'

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Man on walking tour of London claims it is too slow

James Butler from Bristol has complained on social media that his walking tour of London is 'just shit'. He posted on Instagram that he'd only managed to move three feet in an hour, hadn't seen a tour guide anywhere and that the whole tour was 'clearly overbooked'. He has considered breaking away from the group who he says 'seem obsessed with the Queen, surely there's more to London than that?'

'If it doesn't get moving soon I'll break off and go solo - it's not as though there's a running commentary to listen to,' he said on Instagram. He says that if he does 'go solo' then he'll take a quick peek at Buckingham Palace and 'might pop into Westminster hall - I quite like churches.'

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Meghan hugs mourner in poignant TikTok opportunity

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