Republican Senators are still refusing to allow the Democrat government to release funds to assist Ukraine in their war against Russia until they have guarantees that their wall will have potted plants and a lovely barbecue area. 'Our demands must be met,' said Ronald Dump, Senator for the State of Female Bodies. 'We're not releasing one cent until the wall is lowered to a height so that I can look over it and tut at what the Mexicans are up to.
'And there should be American flags all along the wall. And holes. And the holes must be small enough not to allow tiny Mexicans through. But they should be big enough to poke the end of automatic weapons through. Or my penis. Just to see what happens.
'And when those demands are met, we'll still withhold the funds until we get a tasteful water feature, including a statue of a small boy peeing. And a door. My own personal door with an access key just for me. And then another wall, bigger and better than the first wall.'
