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Republican Presidential Candidate, Donald Trump, today asked a Federal Court to delay the Presidential Election until he can afford to raise funds for a viable campaign.


His lawyers say he cannot find a private company to guarantee the $464m (£365m) he has been ordered to pay in a New York civil fraud case.


If he pays the money by liquidating assets, he will incur large penalties, leaving him without enough funds to successfully fight the upcoming election, say his lawyers.


The former president must either pay the full amount in cash or secure a bond in order to continue his bid to be President.


Mr Trump's lawyers said on Monday that securing a bond of that size was a "practical impossibility".


'It is every citizen's right to be able to fund a billion-dollar campaign,' said his lawyers. 'This is a cornerstone of US democracy.'


'Oh no,' he said, 'it's inconceivable. At my dinner party, last night, not one person said they would vote for him.' Asked if his dining guests were a representative sample of the whole of America, he looked blank. 'You mean the chef?'


Some point to the fact that Trump is indited on multiple fronts and very rude, as reason he would lose. While others point out that Trump is indited on multiple fronts and very rude, and is currently ahead in every poll. Likewise working class voters feel abandoned by Biden: 'At least when Trump abandons you, you get a decent divorce settlement'.


Senior Democrats do not understand why Joe Biden is proving so unpopular, given he is supporting genocide and is 120 years old. His 'I'm not Trump' policy, only really works if you actually try to not be like Trump. Yet one strategist remained optimistic: 'A Trump win is not inevitable, for that you would need Hilary Clinton.'


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