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MuskBot recalled for system upgrade



TeslaCorps has been forced to recall all MuskBot 3000 models as a major system fault has been discovered.


The MuskBot series were developed to provide backup for The Great Man, but have been operating independently since Mr Musk's over-inflated ego partially ruptured 18 months ago and left him hospitalised across three west-coast states.


"The 'Bot was upgraded in a bit of a rush after the accident, and is a wee bit patchy" admitted a BotSpokesAI, "but we hoped any anomalous behaviour would be written off as uber-rich white guy privilege spouting bollocks on all subjects under the sun. However, it is now clear that the safeguard features are failing to filter the worst excesses of this behaviour"


When pressed as to how swift this upgrade would be, the botspokesAI mused for a moment


"Well, we might be able to lift some of the control routines from the TrumpDroi ... Whoops - I've said too much"


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AI Baby Zoomers Zooming off the Shelves



In revolutionary "out of the box" thinking, brand-new AI company, Approxomatons, has launched their latest product line: BabyBots, which literally come right out of a box.


Priced at an eye-watering £149,999, you might think that this (baby) booming new trend will be short lived, but a company spokesperson reveals:


'The average human baby costs £150,000 over a lifetime, so our BabyBots come with a cool £1 saving. Plus they don't poop or go to University, and they only cry when you want to get out of a work call. Not to mention, if you get bored, you can stuff them back in the box and get on with your life without screwing up an actual human being.'


When questioned whether this was all part of a plot to replace the workforce with AI bots by 2050, the BabyBot spokesperson laughed maniacally (or was it mechanically?) and hung up.


BREAKING NEWS: Reporter's house blown up by "rogue" droids, moments after hitting send on final article.



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