French armed forces, aided by the Royal Navy, have captured the snake oil tanker Board of Peace while it was sinking in the mid-Atlantic.
"The Board of Peace had been sailing under a false flag," explained Jacques Croissant, captain of the frigate Grenouille
"It had been registered by the US president as an organisation to rebuild Gaza but was secretly designed to replace the United Nations.
"Monsieur Trump had managed to sign up the leaders of the world's most vile dictatorships, like Russia and Belarus. They didn't give a damn about Gaza, but clearly hated the UN just as much as Trump does and wanted it gone. The Board of Peace started to founder when other nations saw through the plot."
"I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you pesky Frogs," snarled the demented skipper of the Board of Peace, Donald Trump.
"And if you weren't such a bunch of snowflake liberals, you'd hang him from the yard arm," squawked a parrot on Trump's shoulder called JD Vance.
It is thought the SS Board of Peace had been returning to its home port of Mar-a-Lago from Davos, where Captain Trump had just delivered a speech to the World Economic Forum containing 50,000 tons of high-octane snake oil and bilge.
