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Experts are warning Britons about a sophisticated new scam.


The scam is devastating because the financial consequences are severe for everyone, but the full impact doesn’t become clear until it’s far too late.


‘We’re called it super-bait’n’switch,’ said an infeasibly young so-called scamspert.  ‘We want to tell everyone about it so that they can recognise the signs and avoid getting ripped off.


‘Here’s how the scam works.  Leader A gets elected on an agreed manifesto, that has been debated and agreed beforehand.  As soon as Leader A is in office, there are calls for his or her resignation. Leader A is then switched for Leader B, who says that all of Leader A’s decisions were rubbish and will need to be reversed.  In addition, Leader B promotes new policies, not in the manifesto, claiming that they are the ‘only way to save the country’.  Needless to say, the upheaval and the changes cost the country a fortune, and citizens foot the bill – either through higher taxes, reduced services or both.  This is a particularly cruel scam that impacts hardest on the poorest and most vulnerable.


‘Unfortunately, we are seeing more and more examples of this scam. There are often foreign actors involved – sometimes Russian, sometimes American, sometimes European.  Their influence is powerful, but hard to prove.  Recent examples of the scam include Boris Johnson, Theresa May, Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer.


‘Our main concern now is that bad actors may successfully combine this new scam with more traditional ones, such as romance scams. That would be terrifying.’




An unfortunate condition spreading across Britain has been identified as men-in-crisis.


The condition is caught by close contact with online influencers (aka superspreaders) such as Andrew Tate or his many imitators. In some cases, it’s thought the victim clicked on a link sent by another sufferer, in which case it’s designated “viral men-in-crisis”.


Symptoms include a draining of your bank account, as sufferers sign up to what would to anyone else seem like obviously fraudulent schemes, as well as spending excessive time in the gym but being less impressive than ever to the opposite sex.


”I think she quite liked me at first,” said one former victim who wished to remain anonymous, “until I told her to ‘get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich’. I really can’t imagine now why I said that. It just shows you how the disease warps your sense of reality.”


His case shows there is hope for even the most severe sufferers if they undergo a rigorous programme of disengaging from the internet, leaving their parents’ basement and going outdoors, and reading books once in a while. There are even online groups to help deradicalise men formerly affected, though the exclusively male membership means they can sometimes revert to the very “bro culture” they’re trying to ameliorate.


”Either that, or they go too far the other way and start wanking on about yoga, sound journeys and ‘nurturing your inner child’. I don’t know which is worse.


”Yes I do. Andrew Tate’s worse.”



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