Les Miserables review - Donald J Trump

Kennedy Centre Washington, June 11, 2025

Too many liberals and Dummocrat types in the audience, cheering losers like Marius. “Empty chairs at empty tables” – don’t cry about it, you pussy!! Get a good business head, like the Thenardiers - not many empty tables at their bar!!

France obvs much poorer than Macron gives away. He swans round the world stage while there’s all the poverty and riots going on. Sort out your own backyard, Emmy babe!! Or maybe get your wife to do it. 

Clothes a bit of a shock too. Old and shabby. None of them wearing suits or tuxes, even though it’s in front of POTUS! Not inviting them to the White House!!

Best part when the militia gets sent in. Only reasonable thing to do like I’ve done in L.A. But show gives the stupid idea that the woke students are heroes!!!

After 3 hours, still haven’t found out who Les Mis is. Is he a character that doesn’t turn up like everyone expects? Like that Godot guy, or “Governor” Newscum!!

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A performance of Les Miserables

Trump slams Shakespeare as "rubbish"

In a series early morning posts on what surely must be the most ironically named of all social media sewers, Donald Trump has turned his thoughts to William Shakespeare, branding The Bard of Avon as, "A stoopid Limey who wrote a bunch of crap."

Commenting on Much Ado About Nothing Trump writes, "Well ain't that just the truth?" And in another rather petulant post he asks, "Who the hell was this Henry guy? Seven goddamn plays about him when surely one would've been enough."

Passing judgement on All's Well That Ends Well, Trump's verdict was, "Huh. I thought that steaming pile of dogshit was never gonna end at all."

But perhaps and unsurprisingly, the great and the good of British theatre have been flocking to Social Media all day to defend, some say, Britain's greatest ever writer. Paraphrasing Shakespeare, Sir Kenneth Branagh commented: 'The mind boggles at depth of this Trump's total ignorance - and what's more, methinks he doth protest too much.'