The worst 'look at me and what I did' book of the year awards have been held in the burnt out shell which was once your nearest hospital. Here are the unreadable straight-to-pulp car crashes government ministers shat out instead of attempting to run a country.
Liz Truss - The Tip of The Iceberg Lettuces
Chris Whatsmename - Fifty Shades of Grayling
Rishi Sunak - The Big Short Trousers (featuring Rishi Longstockings)
David Cameron - First Past the Hogroast
Boris Johnson - Identitty
Michael Gove - Lord Nose (A Snort Story)
Jeremy H Unt - The English Patients Still Waiting (reprinted by the Foodbank of England)
Suella Braverman - A Wish Called Rwanda
Priti Patel - Catch 22 (Asylum Seekers)
Theresa May - Wheatfield of Dreams
Grant Shapps - Me, Myself and Corinne Stockheath (ghost written by Sebastian Fox, forward by Michael Green)
Jacob Rees-Mogg - Stranger Offshores (Eton, Pray, Gov)
Nadine Dorries - Murder in the Deviant Express
Nadim Zahawi - Yougov in the Time of Cholera (HMRC £3 million tax evasion prosecution still pending)
Kwasi Kwarteng - The Day of the Jack All
Penny Mordaunt - The Thatcher in the Eye
Dominic Raab - The Romanians of the Daaaaaay
Thérèse Coffey - War and Piss
Matt Hancock - The Wrong Kiss Goodnight
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