World-leading anti-Christ, Nobel Prize winner, and U.S. President Donald Trump has announced his beautiful ICE guys need 'elite international training' in the art of protest suppression.
Addressing a visibly confused press conference onboard Air Force One, Trump said America no longer set the gold standard in state-sanctioned brutality. 'The USA is the number one nation in history — but thanks to Biden, we’re slipping. We’re behind North Korea, we’re behind China, and we’re behind some place called Turkmenistan. I’ve never been there, nobody’s been there, but apparently they’re very good at killing their own people. Very tremendous numbers.'
Trump went on to criticise his own security forces for what he described as a 'pathetic performance'.
'Our guys have only killed thirty-two pro-Biden left-wing activists so far in custody. Thirty-two. And only one shot in the head. One! That’s not even trying. That’s like community policing. The Iranians? You step outside in Tehran, and you’re basically worm food in a box. That’s what you call leadership.'
The president concluded by unveiling what he called a 'historic new political movement'.
'If the Iranians, Xi, Turk-whatever and Putin can murder people indiscriminately, then frankly, #metoo.
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