- ModelMaker
- Feb 14, 2024
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According to social media, you can find out if your partner really loves you by suggesting that they should peel an orange for you. If they are prepared to undertake this small act of kindness for you, then they are indeed a keeper.
However, big business has moved in to undermine the test, as up-market stores are now selling pre-peeling oranges, satsumas, kumquats and even grapes. And to minimise the effort required even further, you can have them delivered to your house in under 30 minutes.
So, if you feel the need to test your partner in this way, you should make sure that they haven’t been cheating on you with the internet.
Experts say that it may be better to address the issue more directly. For example, by asking your partner if they can lend you fifty quid.
An insufferable bastard has already paid for, wrapped and planned a wonderful Christmas, he has revealed to family and friends.
With each gift lovingly considered and bought way back in September, James Stubbs, from Surrey, claims he "could have Christmas tomorrow" if needs be, suggesting that men who plan Christmas last minute should reconsider their priorities.
"I don't get the hostility from fellow husbands and dads out there, it's not like I'm making them look bad", said the 38 year old, who already has a heart-meltingly wonderful Valentine's Day 2024 nailed.
"I guess I just care too much. Is that a thing, caring too much? Perhaps it is".
Not everyone was impressed, however. "I'm sick and tired of him making the rest of us men look bad, I do my best!" said frustrated neighbour, Nigel, who last year did all of his shopping on Christmas Eve at the Esso petrol station.
"I'm absolutely certain my wife said needed engine oil and new wiper blades. I did buy her a Kit-Kat Chunky too."
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author: benjani
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