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Rejected Valentine’s Day poems

Our writing team are incurably romantic and they worked hard on their Valentine's Day cards to their nearest and dearest. Unfortunately, some of the romantic verses didn't make the cut - and here they are:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van


Roses are red

Violets are red

My hands are red

Will you be my alibi?

Roses are lovely

Violets are nice

You are quite stunning

And should fetch a good price

If music be the food of love

You are my 4'33"

I slept with your best friend

That was a mistake

Can you put in a good word

With your sister Kate?

I've developed a rash

And it hurts when I pee

Thank you my love

For my new STD

All by FlashArry  

Roses are red

Poems are fun

Marks out of ten?

I’d give you one

Midfield Diamond  

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

Fetch me the Prozac


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Hot and sultry

Perhaps a little damp

And covered in jam and wasps


Roses are 8

Violets are 9

I'll give you a good rating

If you'll be mine

NOT Titus  

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

God made me handsome

What happened to you?


Roses are red

But don't smell that well

And that is becos

I got them at Shell


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