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It has been confirmed that a complete boxset of Pope Francis's 72 hours lying in state will be released on DVD next month.


Vatican City has announced it has partnered with BBC Home Entertainment to release the 18-disc set in order to not only provide comfort to the millions of Catholics who were unable to make the trip to St Peter's Basilica, but also top hopefully help non-believers to understand the importance of this auspicious occasion.


'The box set will of course come complete with special features.' said a spokesman 'We'll have a multi-angle viewing to allow viewers to actually experience the mind-numbing boredom of standing in the queue for hours as well as a full commentary from Archbishop Besungu and Cardinal Endo. Those names alone should be enough to make the discs fly off the shelves."


This set comes just two-and-a-half years after the BBC released their highly-successful and award-winning 'Queen Elizabeth II Lying in State' set, and will also be available on Blu-Ray and 4K. A release date for the soundtrack has yet to be confirmed.



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While the death of Pope Francis is sad, many worshippers took comfort that near the end, he was close to the one true God - J.D.Vance. There are Vice Presidents and there are Vice Presidents, but only Vance is a walking miracle - how else can you explain Trump's election?


88 years old is far too old to get, without meeting J.D.. The Papal Make a Wish Foundation is normally inundated with dying Cardinals who want to meet Vance. However Francis had his prayers answered and thank goodness he did not waste them on a dying kid or some other such nonsense.


The Pope's dying words were: 'Jesus only got a resurrection at Easter, but I got to meet J.D.


'J.C. is such a loser, J.D. rocks!'


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