The White House has decided that transcripts of President Trump’s incoherent announcements and rambling speeches will no longer be published in the official database. That way, nobody will be able to go back through what he said to determine whether he told the truth or recognised the US Constitution at any point.
However, an unofficial record of The Donald’s descent from idiocy to imbecility will be generated by children’s author Dr Seuss. It is said that he was chosen as he is used to writing nonsense in very short sentences using a tiny vocabulary.
An example, on tariffs:
I do not like this Chinese stuff,
They do not make it dear enough,
It's awful tat and plastic guff,
The USA don't need this stuff
We don't want it to come by plane,
We don't want it to come by train,
We don't want it to come by boat,
We don't want it to come by goat
My tariffs are a super fix,
No more tat for Tik Tok chicks,
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I'll tax them 'cos I'm Uncle Sam.
Dr Seuss denied that he would be adding titles to the entries. He said that The MAGA Twat In The Hat, Fox News On The Box and No Cheap Eggs Or Ham are to be published separately. And unlike anything uttered by President Trump, they will have some basis in fact.
Hat tip to deskpilot
Image credit: deep dream generator
US defence secretary Pete Hegseth has posted a borderline treasonous video on various social media sites.
He has filmed himself spray painting America's plans for seizing Greenland onto the back wall of the White House. 'This isn't secret,' he says, 'those Eskimos know we're coming for them. Anyway, hardly any of them can read.'
Donald Trump has firmly backed Hegseth over two previous incidents. He published battle plans to attack Yemen after mistakenly adding a journalist to the message group. And in the second case he sent war plans to a group including his wife, presumably so that she'd know when to put the dinner on '
Trump said, 'our battle plans aren't secret. Hegseth is a good guy. I beat him at golf every time.'
Pete Hegseth's latest effort looks set to test Donald Trump's allegiance once again. The spray painting is in a bright orange colour. If he's used the President's fake tan, then he's in big trouble.
Hegseth said, 'I've posted the videos because I believe in free speech. I left Fox News for the kudos and the kickbacks, but it's less fun than I expected. Honestly, what does a guy have to do round here to get sacked?'
image from pixabay