Responding to criticism that the investigation took too long, the Chief Inspector spoke from his hover platform, above Mars Colony V: 'We moved as fast as we could, given the sheer amount of evidence we had to hide.'
'Admittedly all the suspects are long dead, but through the use of AI, we can imprison holographic images of them.'
Asked if he still thought the Met was still institutionally racist. 'Absolutely not. And the fact we stop and search Earth Men 90% more than Martians is just a coincidence.'
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