Alan Sugar ‘intake’ should be halved
A high-Sugar diet is almost as damaging as a high-fibre evening spent with Richard Branson. health campaigners say programmes need clearer labelling of Sugar content, or at least a photograph of a hirsute raisin as a warning. Ultimately, scientists suggest that the public would do better to stick to a diet of vegetables – or ‘The Dragon’s Den’ as they are called.
A BBC representative confirmed: ‘The Apprentice has turned us morbidly stupid and given us type 2 career-diabetes. One episode alone contains nine teaspoons of Sugar in relation to each steaming dollop of supply/demand b@llshit.’