Andrew relaunches career as rock star
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In a move aides describe as “possibly even dafter than the Emily Maitlis interview”, the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew has decided to relaunch himself as a rock star.
‘I’ve been reading up on this - I found a book in the 15th loo at Royal Lodge - and it turns out rock stars are actually rewarded for bad behaviour,’ said Andrew. ‘People admire them for it. It’s so unfair’.
Having no talent for music, or anything else, Andrew soon realised it would have to be a covers band and has been practising Beatles songs – the Pizza Express at Woking plays them on loop and he was attracted by the lyrics of HELP, With a Little Help From My Friends and Nowhere Man.
However, his lusty rendition of “Oh she was just 17, you know what I mean” caused the rest of the band to resign, leaving him singing solo.
‘Hang on, guys’ he called after them. ‘We’ve still got to record the next song – “Thank Heaven for little girls”.’
Hat Tip Deskpilot