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Armitage Shanks to float on stock exchange

One of Britain’s top toilet manufacturers is moving production to France and Germany as the UK economy continues to go down the crapper.

A spokesperson said: 'It is with deep regret that we are leaving the UK. We'll give it ten minutes and see if the climate improves.’

The government has poo-pooed allegations of economic mismanagement. It claims toilet-related produce accounts for 0.000008% of all British exports – most of which ends up in the North Sea and English Channel.


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